I’m sad to report that on Saturday, 2/12/2022, during regular Apres-ski, our dear friend Tim was heard to remark ‘well boys, I skiied my dick off today’. Concerned, we immediately contacted Ragged Mountain Resort, but unfortunately they had not had any male genitalia handed in to lost and found.
We would therefore like to extend this urgent appeal to the Timiverse: HAVE YOU SEEN TIM’s DICK? If so, please call the hotline number 1-800-TIMDICK.
I thought I saw it on the side of the trail, but it turned out to be a deflated ballon.
Ver vidi queror -Tim
I saw a trail named after Tim. It was “I came, I saw, I lost my dick”, but written in Latin
Are we sure he ever had one?
Ouch!